Friday, January 25, 2008

the me...

I like to classify things in an effort to simplify them but more often than not end up in complicating them.Personally, I am a romantic as most engineers are and likewise single. So, there i was sitting and contemplating the pros and cons of this single status of mine( not something i normally do, can be considered as the repercussions of watching another romantic movie ). So this is how my thought engine works, "CLASSIFY".

Now ,there are four categories of romantics I know of... :

i ) Single and happy
ii ) Committed and happy
iii) Single and looking, and
iv) the most preposterous of them all committed and looking!!

My arena of thought will be focused on the categories labeled i) and iii) . For those in category ii) well, i am happy for them, and wish them a great future. As for those in category iv), either stop calling yourself committed or get an upgrade to category ii) you moron.

There's another logic behind arranging the classification as i have done, it is the order of preference I would like to see myself (as of now).

I normally am a member of the category i), but this blog is a result of a slump to category iii). Dont worry I will be back on top before long. So, here i am thinking over the pros and cons of this status of mine :

BEING SINGLE :

Advantages------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

i) You get to do what you want, when you want. (this is the greatest priviledge people of category i) are awarded with.)
ii) You are always available for he next beautiful girl. :P
iii) You can concern yourself with a lot of useful things like Studying etc..

Disadvantage----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

For those of category i) go home, shake a leg make merry u got nothing to worry about. But if you fall in category iii), there are a lot of things you need to ponder over, like, who do you call after watching any romantic movie, or who do you accompany to the salsa workshop.......and lots of other stuff. My only suggestion for them "Don't go down cheap, wait for the right girl".


I personally believe in the "marriages made in heaven thing" so maybe I am a little impractical, but thats what I am---- A ROMANTIC .

6 comments:

bharath said...

SF sure makes all of us fall to category (iii) [:)] ..
And after the four days, as we return to the loneliness of the room, empty handed, we are right back at the top again[:)] ..
Also, its quite hard to believe that you fall in category (i).

prabhav said...

i do agree with ur point on sf, but whats the surprise??

Unknown said...

Well thts not too surprising... my case is a bit more stranger... from category iv) to i) .. [:)]

Pratik Hakay said...

Dude .. watever the category be, the process counts more than anythng .... as my orkut says today ..."Self love is the only true love" :P ... A good piece therein... :).

unsocial_enlightnment said...

u frusted arse....
i can decipher ur frustation jus frm d realms of ur illusinory fantacy flights...gEtA lifE.!!!!

Adi !!! said...

even i am surprised, u are in category i) rather than ii) ...